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"Yesterday presidential candidate Ted Cruz said that he will in fact be signing up for Obamacare despite saying earlier that he wants to repeal every word of it. It's a good thing he's signing up, because Cruz just went to the hospital in hypocritical condition." -Jimmy Fallon
"A new article states that millennials have terrible conversational skills. When asked for comment, millennials texted a series of crying frowny faces." -Conan O'Brien
"A new study has found that 70 minutes of math and science homework per night is best for teenage students. Said teenage students, 'What? That's, like, two hours!'" -Seth Meyers
"Yesterday presidential candidate Ted Cruz said that he will in fact be signing up for Obamacare despite saying earlier that he wants to repeal every word of it. It's a good thing he's signing up, because Cruz just went to the hospital in hypocritical condition." -Jimmy Fallon
"A new article states that millennials have terrible conversational skills. When asked for comment, millennials texted a series of crying frowny faces." -Conan O'Brien
"A new study has found that 70 minutes of math and science homework per night is best for teenage students. Said teenage students, 'What? That's, like, two hours!'" -Seth Meyers
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