A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs for breakfast? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. 'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'

He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

'Would you like a juicy steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'

He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra... I'm still not hungry.'

'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm fucking starving!'

I love to share humor.  If I see something that makes me laugh, I will share it with you.  I used to send out email jokes to several hundred people each day.  And now that is a bit spotty, so I thought I'd try sharing humor & art via my Blog.  Please be warned that much of the humor I love is not politically correct, often it is down and dirty.  If you are easily offended, you probably don't want to subscribe to my blog. 

I will not blog cute baby or pet photos, unless they are so funny I've wet my pants laughing.

A joke a day keeps the doctor away!