I will not blog cute baby or pet photos, unless they are so funny I've wet my pants laughing.
A joke a day keeps the doctor away!
A student asked his English professor, "What is the definition of a dilemma?"
The professor said, "Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate the concept."
"Imagine that you are lying naked in a big bed, flat on your back with a beautiful naked young woman on one side, and a horny naked gay man on the other.
"Now, which one are you going to turn your back on?"